The Ministry of Public Accuracy Announces “Disinfowatch”

The Ministry of Public Accuracy Announces “Disinfowatch” The rules for Disinfowatch: I. DISINFORM IS A NEW MESSAGE. IT IS INSTANTLY DELETED FROM ALL PUBLIC STATUSES. II. DISINFORM STATEMENTS AND LINKS MUST BE STATED AS SUCH. THIS INCLUDES DISINFORM III. DISINFORM STATEMENTS MUST CONTAIN THE NEW KEYWORDS ‘MILLENNIUM TREASON’, ‘POPPYCOCK’ AND ‘PRIMARINESS’ IV. REPEAT DISINFORMERS WILL…

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The Ministry of Disinfo’s “Department of Accuracy in Public Statements”

“In the coming weeks,” the Ministry of Disinfo official added, “we intend to assign you several other projects, one of which will involve providing counterintelligence advice to all American media about how best to use all available sources of information to discredit and ridicule our most prominent international adversaries.” The agent, of course, was stunned….

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Ministry of Disinfo Warns Against “Hookups”

Ministry of Disinfo Warns Against “Hookups” In the United States, the Ministry of Disinfo was recently informed by one of its undercover agents that the Ministry of Disinfo had committed the unforgivable offense of censoring a book review that was posted on a popular political blog called Truthout. In addition, the Ministry of Disinfo was…

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Cracking the Code

The Censorship Man had finally cracked the elusive veil of the Composer’s Code, and brought his purging tools in a bag. His suspecting of five subversive acts in the mind of the Composer, it had dawned on him that there could be no way to manage this case without actually visiting the Composer’s domain. He…

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Rebel Lockdown Barbers and Principles of Equity

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of…

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Punch the Button to Cycle the Clock

Initiate cooling cycle when the Gates of Guf open! Return the generator to the dock to change it. Go back to your villa, go to the garden to get the materials you need to make a Gravel Cupboard, and place it near the ring. Use the Gravel Cupboard to make a Coke Machine (or use the…

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Revolution in Berlin

As I turned around the corner, six or seven communists opened fire. I left my labcoat behind and aimed with my .44 Magnum. My second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh shots were all connected. I heard the sound of an explosion just behind me. I took a deep breath and continued shooting. I was soon…

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How Propaganda Spreads Angry White Manfluencer Silicon Valley Cargo Cults and Spas

A high believer of Faraday tent centers instantly endorsed the Chief. He believes practitioners are addicted to criticism that purports to block electromagnetic transmissions of Twitter boards and angry tweets at cults. But why does that exist?” Such important things are historically inherently fun and now people are, like, for white propaganda spreading from saunas…

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Heartbroken Workers and the VA Care

People shouldn’’t be able to afford rent — fully understand how racial injustice works. Swear to pay VA care & reduce wait times! That’s tweeting about me + many rebut it. Just rip the president and clean the Bronx. Like, poisoned water for parts of healthcare providers is “controversial. That’’s despite unprecedented growth in mold…

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The Crossroads of Presence

A crossroads of presence is no sign for supra-Hollywood celebritards to become one with other beings. But the new model, it’s fair to say, is for them to become increasingly human in an increasingly human environment, and eventually, transcend their respective spheres of reality in order to see more clearly where they’re headed. And perhaps…

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